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Sinhala Joke

Sithijaya | 7:48 AM |


 1.    Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada?
            Na???
            Sure???
            Mohothakawath?
            Na???
            Boru kiyanna epa…
            Hamoma Innawa!
Mathak Karala Balanna!
Mathaka na???
Borune Kiyanne
Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1  Adinne Kohamada??
He He he…Hoo

2.    Siripala lastida ?
lasti sir.
pol tika harida ?
hari sir.
karaththe lastida ?
lasti sir.
Ethakota harakath harida ?
na sir eka thama message kiyawanawa . . .

3.    Oyata matakada api mulinma hambunu davasa?
Oya diha man horaen horen baluwa.
Mata lajjat hithuna.
Oya hodata baluwa ma diha.
Yalu unata passé oyage oluwa atha gava man
Ethakota oya ma diha balan unne ‘mawa badinnako’ kiyanna wage.
Mata godak duka hithuna.
Mama oyawa hodata thanakola tiyana tanakin banda.
Etakota oya haiyan UMBAAA…. Kiuwa.
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

4.    Oya kawadawath hithanne nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara.
Mama kawadawath oyagen mehema ahala ne.
Mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa.
Meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba.
Mama ahanne ‘oya tamath dath madinne pol muddenda?’

5.    Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam
Girl:-Ane….mata ridei patiyo…..
Boy-poddak ridunata mokada
Girl-Ah….ridhenawa raththaran
Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine…..
Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako…..
Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu.

6.    if u hv any kokka
i’ll be there wit my Bokka.
If any 1 hit u evn a Tokka
I’ll b der 2 crack his Hokka !




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